Quantum Fluctuation Detector FAQ

Q: What is a Quantum Fluctuation Detector?

A: It's a tool that detects and diagnoses the inevitable collapse of reality.

Q: How often do you detect reality collapses?

A: Frequently enough to give you a sense of existential dread, but not often enough to be useful for actual existential dread management.

Q: Are the detected reality collapses real?

A: As real as the impending doom of the heat death of the universe.

• What is it, really?
• How often do you detect it?
• Are detected reality collapses real?

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