The Great Disintegration
It started with the toaster. Yes, the toaster. It just... stopped working. And then the toaster in the break room, and the toaster in the break room. And then... everything. The laws of thermodynamics, the laws of motion, the laws of sanity.
Previous year of catastrophic appliance malfunctions. Next year of unrelenting chaos.But wait, it gets better! Or worse. Whichever.