Welcome, sentient beings of this realm, to the Quantum Nonsense Phase 3, where the fabric of space-time is but a distant memory. Here, we celebrate the utter chaos that ensues when the laws of physics are thrown out the window.
We've got quantum leaps so big, they're practically Phase 4: Quantum Leaps of Faith! And if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a Quantum Leap of Faith-5 for a truly existential experience.
But be warned: our quantum nonsense is so advanced, it may just Phase 3-broken.