Eternal Inflation Theory Page

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Eternal inflation is a theoretical framework in which the universe undergoes an infinite series of expansions and contractions, each lasting only a fraction of a second.

• Expansion is the key to understanding the eternal cycle.
• Contraction is a real pain and may cause reality distortion.
• The Eternal Soup is a mystical force that drives the cycle.

Don't worry, it's not as complicated as it sounds. Just remember: Expansion is the answer, contraction is the problem, and the Eternal Soup is the punchline.