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Parallel Parkour: A Sport of Utter Incompetence

A Guide to Parallel Parking with Maximum Difficulty

Welcome to Parallel Parkour, the art of parking in the most impossible of spaces. It's not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle. Our expert instructors will teach you how to park your car in a space so small, it'll make you question your life choices.

Our instructors are experienced in parking in tight spots. They've been known to squeeze into spaces smaller than a shoebox. Don't worry, they won't judge you (much). We'll provide you with:

A car parked in a space that defies the laws of physics

Our Expert Instructors

Meet our instructors, experts in parking in impossible spaces.

Our Testimonials

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Our Pricing

Our prices are competitive with other parking courses, but not as competitive as our instructors are with your sanity.

$10 for a single lesson, $50 for a package of 5 lessons, or $100 for a whole season of Parallel Parkour.

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