It's a travesty, a catastrophe, a galactic mess! Squirrels, those furry little menaces, have taken over the planet's pizza supply. They're hoarding all the pepperoni and anchovies, leaving humans to scrounge for scraps.
The United Nations has issued a statement, "We're not sure how much longer we can tolerate this nutty menace."
As the situation spirals out of control, the price of pizza has skyrocketed, and humans are forced to eat nothing but kale chips and regret.
The Squirrelington has been established as a safe haven, where humans can escape the chaos and find refuge from the rodent overlords.