Quantum Flux Symptoms

Warning: You're experiencing quantum flux symptoms. This may include:

• Uncontrollable urge to wear plaid.
• Spontaneous generation of disco-era music in your head.
• Randomly appearing portal to a parallel dimension.

Subsymptoms:

• Your coffee mug has started to orbit the Earth.
• You're involuntarily generating quantum entanglements with your socks.

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