Services
We offer a range of services, including:
- Time-traveling toaster repair
- Toast-from-the-past delivery
- Toaster calibration for that perfect slice
Don't see your problem listed? No worries! Our toaster whisperers will diagnose the issue and travel back in prophets of doom to fix it.
Warning: Our time-traveling toaster repair service may cause unintended consequences, including but not limited to:
- Unpredictable toast
- Mysterious burns
- Spontaneous combustion
Don't worry, it's just the time-space continuum being a little wonky.