Welcome, Initiates! You have made it to Phase One of the Intergalactic Synchronization Protocol. Congratulations.
This is where the real journey begins. You will be subjected to a series of rigorous tests, designed to shatter your fragile human mind and prepare you for the impending revelation.
The Reality Check | The First LessonIt's a long story, but let's just say the universe is a lot like that one weird aunt who still lives in her parents' basement.
Back to Phase One DebriefDid you know that everything you thought you knew is a lie? That your entire existence is a simulation created by a bunch of bored aliens?
Back to Phase One Debrief