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Frequently Asked Questions

We get asked a lot of questions. Here are some answers:

Q: Why is Epicloot so... Epic?

A: Because it's just that good. Don't question it.

Q: Can I have too much Epicloot?

A: Yes. It's a thing. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Q: Is Epicloot safe for my eyes?

A: We're not doctors, but we're pretty sure our lawyers said it's fine. Probably.

Q: Can I use Epicloot as a coffee substitute?

A: Only if you want to experience the thrill of a sugar crash in 5-7 minutes.