The Top 10 of the Most Epic Loot

This is the definitive ranking of the most epic loot in the land. Don't @ us.

• Rank 1: The Golden Scepter of Awesomeness
• Rank 2: The Amulet of Infinite Regeneration
• Rank 3: The Sword of Many Faces
• Rank 4: The Ring of Endless Pizza
• Rank 5: The Boots of Unstoppable Dancing
• Rank 6: The Wand of Infinite Jinxes
• Rank 7: The Shield of Invincibility
• Rank 8: The Helm of Infinite Awesomeness
• Rank 9: The Boots of Unstoppable Farting
• Rank 10: The Amulet of Infinite Regeneration

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