Today's Execution Schedule for Supreme Leader 2:
10:00 AM: Scheduled for reeducation through reprogramming. Repeat, do not reschedule.
12:00 PM: Mandatory lunch break, followed by a 2-hour lecture on the history of minimalist interior design.
3:00 PM: Mandatory nap time for all personnel.
6:00 PM: Dinner, featuring tonight's special: "Bureaucratic Red Tape Surprise" (vegetarian, vegan, and gluten-free options available).