Epic Looper Theory

Welcome to the Epic Looper Theory, where the laws of physics are merely suggestions. Here's the basic premise: every action you take, no matter how small, creates a new parallel universe. And not just any universe, but one with its own unique flavor of awesomeness.

But here's the kicker: every time you take an action, you're not just creating a new universe, but also reliving the same moment over and over again. It's like Groundhog Day, but with more explosions.

You've probably noticed that your cat looks at you with a mix of disdain and confusion. That's just your cat's way of saying, "Dude, I'm stuck in an infinite loop with this guy." Don't worry, we're working on it.

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Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Why not try the Epic Looper Game?

It's like a Choose Your Own Adventure, but with more explosions and less paperbacks.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try the Epic Looper's Lament.

Disclaimer: Epic Looper Theory is a work of satire, not science. But hey, who needs actual science when you have explosions?

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