Misty's Ring: The Ultimate Artifact of Blandness

Misty's Ring is a powerful artifact known for its ability to make anything within a 10-foot radius utterly uninteresting. It's said to be the perfect gift for that one friend who's always trying to be exciting.

Known Uses:

• Cooking: Misty's Ring can turn the most exotic dish into a flavorless soup.
• Cooking (continued): It can also render the most intricate dessert into a bland, store-bought cookie.
• Party Planning: This artifact is sure to clear any room in seconds, leaving everyone wondering why they bothered showing up.
• Relationship Counseling: Misty's Ring can make even the most toxic relationships sound endearingly bland.

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