Ancient Artifacts: Zephyr Stick

Legend has it that the Zephyr Stick was forged in the heart of a mystical windstorm, imbued with the essence of a thousand midwestern cornfields.

With the Zephyr Stick, you shall:

• Summon the winds to do your bidding, summoning gusts of up to 50mph from the surrounding area.
• Grant you the power to speak fluent WindSpeak, allowing you to communicate with the whispers of the trees and the rustling of the leaves.
• Unleash the fury of the tornado, unleashing a whirlwind of destruction upon your enemies, or perhaps your enemies' enemies, depending on the context.

But beware, brave adventurer, for the Zephyr Stick is said to be cursed, causing users to develop a sudden and irreversible case of Zephyr Stick Fever upon prolonged use.

You have been warned.

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