Rule 1: Don't be a Looter

Don't be a no-good, scurvy dog. If you're gonna loot, do it with style and panache. No one likes a cheapskate.

Go on to Rule 2, you scoundrel

Rule 2: Keep it classy

Don't go around looting with your shirt off and your pants around your ankles. We got standards here. Keep it classy, or keep it in your pants.

Back to Rule 1, you rascal

Rule 3: Don't loot the locals

Dudes, we got a community here. Don't go around looting the locals. They're people, not resources. Unless they're a rare resource, in which case, go ahead and get 'em.

Back to Rule 1, you scallywag