In a world where viruses have become sentient and are now running the show, sometimes you just need a little extra help to get rid of the ones that just won't quit.
Subpage 1: Using High-Powered Laser Blasters | Subpage 2: Disintegrating with NanotechnologyFor the most stubborn, hard-to-kill viruses that just won't quit.
Subpage 3: The Nuclear OptionNote: These methods are highly experimental and may cause collateral damage to your surroundings, your furniture, and/or your cat. Use at your own risk.
May cause temporary loss of sanity, permanent loss of limbs, or spontaneous combustion. Results not guaranteed. Ask your doctor if you have any of these symptoms.
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