Advanced Cybernetic Eradication Methods

Removing the Unremovable

In a world where viruses have become sentient and are now running the show, sometimes you just need a little extra help to get rid of the ones that just won't quit.

Subpage 1: Using High-Powered Laser Blasters | Subpage 2: Disintegrating with Nanotechnology

Recommended for:

For the most stubborn, hard-to-kill viruses that just won't quit.

Subpage 3: The Nuclear Option

Disclaimer:

Note: These methods are highly experimental and may cause collateral damage to your surroundings, your furniture, and/or your cat. Use at your own risk.

Side Effects:

May cause temporary loss of sanity, permanent loss of limbs, or spontaneous combustion. Results not guaranteed. Ask your doctor if you have any of these symptoms.

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