The Great Bug in Cheese: A Guide to Escape Routes 101

Warning: Do not try this at home. Or do. We're not really sure.

You've heard of the legendary bug in cheese? No? Okay, moving on.

According to unverifiable sources, this bug is real. Like, totally real. It's like a worm, but not a worm. More like a... a... bug?

Our team of expert cheese investigators (okay, it's just Dave) have identified the following escape routes:

• Cheesy Avoidance Techniques
• Bug-Squashing Methods
• What Not to Do When Encountered

Stay safe, and remember: it's just a bug in cheese.