Welcome, traveler, to the most unpredictable route in the land! This is where the brave (or foolhardy) venture forth into the unknown, where the roads are treacherous and the signs are few.
We're not entirely sure where we are, but we're pretty sure it's not where you want to be. The GPS says "recalculating," but we think it's just lost.
That being said, if you're feeling adventurous, you can take a shortcut through the nearby abandoned theme park, where the only signs are "Help" and "Beware: Out of Order." Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, you can venture into the unknown.
Legend has it that a brave adventurer once navigated this route without incident. We're not sure if that's true, but we're pretty sure they're now a local legend.
Don't forget your recommended gear, including a sturdy sense of humor, a good map, and a reliable emergency exit.
Proceed with caution, traveler!
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