Lesson 1: What to Wear to a Fancy Dinner Party
Lesson 2: What to Say to a Stranger
Lesson 3: What to Do in a Social Situation
Note: These lessons are not actually lessons, but rather a series of poorly written, hastily thrown-together guides for the socially inept.
Also, Footwear is very important.
Tie? No. Don't be a tie.
Tight pants? Maybe.
A suit with a cape? Only if you're a superhero.
Smile? Yes. Unless you're having a bad hair day.
Apologize? Only for things that aren't your fault.
Stand up? Only if you have an injury.
Listen actively? Never, you're here to talk.
Make small talk? Only if you're trying to impress the butler.
Shoes with holes? No.
Shoes with blinking lights? Maybe, but only if they're for a charity event.
Shoes that smell like your feet? Always.
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