Eulogy of a Genius

For the late, great, and utterly insane, Bobo McSnazz

Today, we gather to celebrate the life of the one and only Bobo McSnazz, a man who left an indelible mark on our world. Or did he?

With a mind that was a perfect blend of chaos and brilliance, Bobo McSnazz was a force to be reckoned with. He could recite pi to 100 digits in under 10 minutes, but couldn't remember where he put his keys. He was a master of the universe's greatest puzzle, but a slave to his own laundry.