On the 17th of March, 2024, a mysterious phenomenon known as The Great Cheese Rollout shook the very foundations of the world. It was as if the fabric of reality itself was unraveling, thread by thread, as an unending stream of cheddar, mozzarella, and feta cheeses rolled out of the sky and onto the streets.
We spoke to eyewitnesses who claim to have seen the event, but they all seemed to be wearing identical cheesy grins.
As the cheese continued to roll, the world's top scientists were baffled. "It's a gouda one, folks," said Dr. Emmet T. Feta, "but we're still trying to figure out how to stop it."
Meet the team of scientists working tirelessly to unravel the mystery of The Great Cheese Rollout Get the latest on how to cope with the trauma caused by the rolling cheese