Panel 1: Umbrella Maintenance: The Art of Not Spilling Your Coffee

Speaker: Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert in Umbrella Maintenance

Welcome, attendees, to the first panel of the Atomic Umbrella Convention! Today, Dr. Bottomsworth will regale us with tales of the most catastrophic umbrella-related mishaps and the art of preventing them.

• 10:00 - 10:10am: "The Great Coffee Spill of '07: A Cautionary Tale"
• 10:10 - 10:20am: "Advanced Umbrella Maintenance for the Modern Professional"

Continue with Panel 2: "Umbrella Design for the Ages: A Historical Retrospective"

Sponsored by: Umbro Industries, makers of the world's most durable, stylish umbrellas