Q: What is the Exceptional Exceptions Alembic, you ask? A: It's a tool for creating exceptions that are so exceptional, they'll make the user question their own sanity.
A: It's a bit like a kitchen mixer, but for your brain. Mix and match different kinds of exceptions to create the most bewildering, yet intriguing, results.
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Q: But what about the risks? A: Ah, the risks are minimal. Just be careful not to over-exception, or you'll end up in an infinite loop of confusion.
Q: And what about maintenance? A: Don't worry, it's low-maintenance. Just occasional recharging of the exception-juice and occasional reprogramming of the exception- circuitry.
Q: Can I use it to make my enemies question their own sanity? A: Well... that's not exactly what I'd recommend.