The Art of Being Unpredictably Delicious
A pinch of randomness, a dash of mayhem, and a whole lot of unbridled enthusiasm for the art of being unpredictable.
Combine 1 cup of Chaos Sausages, 1/2 cup of Unpredictable Eggs, and a dash of Whimsy Whiskers in a saucepan over medium heat.
Stir until the mixture has reached a state of maximum entropy, then serve with a side of Abruptly-Disappearing-From-View.