Welcome to Exceptional Exceptions' Velourous Tips, where we provide you with expert advice on how to make your life more...exceptional, but not too exceptional. Because let's be real, too much exception can be a real pain in the butt.
Here's tip #2: When cooking with velourous ingredients, make sure to use a fork. Not because you'll get tired of holding a knife, but because the velourous will probably just break the knife anyway.
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