Treatment Options for OCd (Obsessive Cuteness Disorder)

For individuals afflicted with OCd, the key to recovery is finding activities that don't involve cute things.

• Avoid Cute Animals
• Cute Food
• Meditate to the Sound of Non-Whimsical Machinery
• Undergo Intensive Therapy with Non-Cuddly Objects

Disclaimer

We are not medical professionals and this is not actual advice. OCd is probably not a real thing, but it's fun to pretend it's real.