Weekend Whiners Support Group - Exceptions Only

Welcome to the support group for people who can't handle the fact that it's not the weekend yet.

We're not talking about you, though, because you're probably one of the few sane ones who actually has a life outside of work. No, we're talking about the rest of you.

Our motto: "You're not a failure, you just have Monday anxiety."

Exceptions to the rule:

• It's Friday, but it's still Monday at home.
• My cat is actually a therapist, but only on Tuesdays.
• I think I left the iron on.
• Why can't I just use a steam roller to iron my clothes?
• I think I left the television on, but I'm not really sure because I'm still on my couch.