Why isn't there more sleeping in the weekend?

It's a trap!

Did you know that the weekend is just a cleverly devised social experiment designed to lull you into a false sense of security? The truth is, there's no more sleeping in the weekend because it's a bet that you'll just end up binge-watching Netflix and eating Cheetos.

Wake up, sheeple! The weekend is a myth, a mere illusion designed to keep you in a state of perpetual exhaustion.

But don't worry, it's not all bad. There are ways to break free from the shackles of the weekend's oppressive sleep deprivation. Learn more about the art of sleeping in the weekend.

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