My Car Broke Down

It's not my fault, I swear. The car just stopped working out of the blue. Maybe it was the air in the tire or the engine or... uh, the air in the engine? Yeah, that's it.

I was trying to charge it, but the charging cable was too long or I was trying to hotwire it, but I lost my keys

I Took a Wrong Turn

I was following the GPS, I swear. It just led me on a wild goose chase and I ended up here. Who knew Google Maps was secretly a prankster?

I think it was the satellite or I was trying to avoid a pothole, but it was a trap

Public Transportation Fail

It was a bus, but not just any bus. It was a magical bus that took me on a 10-hour detour through a field of sunflowers. I swear, it was a real thing.

The bus driver got stuck in a pothole or the sunflowers were having a rave party