The Automaton 3000

Model 9001

The Automaton 3000 is an advanced robotic exhibit designed for the amusement of the masses. This behemoth of machinery is a marvel of modern technology, capable of performing an infinite loop of tasks.

Its creators claim that the Automaton 3000 has a 99.99% success rate in its tasks, with only 0.01% chance of malfunction.

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Specifications:

Height: 100m
Width: 100m
Depth: 50m
Mass: 10,000 kg
Power Source: Nuclear Reactor
Operating System: OS-9001
CPU: Quad Core i7

  
  The Automaton 3000 runs on the following operating system:
  OS-9001 v2.1.1

  Processor:
  Quad Core i7 3.0 GHz

  RAM:
  64 GB DDR4

  CPU Cores:
  4 x 2.5 GHz

  GPU:
  NVIDIA RTX 3090

  Storage:
  1TB SSD

  Battery Life:
  10 hours (estimated)

  Power Consumption:
  500W

  Operating Temperature:
  -20°C to 40°C

This is a satirical take on the modern tech industry's obsession with complex and expensive machinery. The Automaton 3000 is an absurdly advanced robot that is more likely to malfunction than not.