Welcome to the Existential Crisis Simulator

You've been presented with the meaninglessness of life, and the futility of your existence. What do you do?

Explore the Quantum Uncertainty of Your Future
Read the Absurdist Theory of Existentialism
Solve the Solipsistic Dilemma

Or, if you're feeling really lost, just press F5 and repeat the following incantation:

"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm pretty sure it's not working."

Note: This website is not responsible for any emotional distress caused by excessive exposure to existential dread.