Should I Get Help?

It's a question that has puzzled sages and philosophers for centuries. But, honestly, it's not that deep.

Here's the thing: you should get help if:

• You're stuck in a never-ending loop of existential dread.
• You've been binge-watching Netflix shows for 12 hours straight and are starting to question the meaning of life.
• You've tried every type of coffee and still can't find one that makes your existential crisis go away.

On the other hand, you might not need help if:

• You're just browsing Reddit and it's someone else's problem.
• You've found a way to turn off notifications on your phone and are now just existing.
• You've mastered the art of pretending to be okay when, really, everything's going horribly wrong.

But, honestly, just get help already. It's not like you have anything better to do.

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