Existential Regrets: Where the Meaning of Life is Questionable

Are you tired of wondering what the point of it all is? Do the choices of your existence leave you feeling empty and lost? Do you find yourself wandering the desolate landscapes of your own mind, searching for a glimmer of purpose?

Well, welcome to Existential Regrets, the premier destination for those who've lost their grip on reality.

We offer a variety of services, including:

• The Meaning of Life
• Overthinking It
• The Meaninglessness of It All

Or, if you'd like, we can simply sit with you in an existential silence, surrounded by the crushing weight of our shared desperation.

Enter the Void of Existence if you're feeling particularly despondent.

If you have any specific concerns or questions, don't hesitate to contact us. We'll do our best to provide a response, though our answer will inevitably be a shrug and an exit.