Are you tired of having goals and aspirations? Do you feel like you're just going through the motions? Well, you're in luck! Our comprehensive guide will walk you through the process of abandoning your dreams in a step-by-step manner.
Take a long, hard look at your goals and aspirations. What do you really want out of life? What makes you tick? Is it fame, fortune, or simply the ability to eat an entire pizza by yourself in one sitting?
But wait, isn't that just ignoring your problems?
Now that you've identified your dreams, it's time to rationalize why you should abandon them. Is it because they're just too darn hard? Or maybe you just don't feel like doing them?
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The final step! It's time to cut ties with your goals and aspirations. Delete your to-do list, unfollow your motivational posters, and pretend you never had any dreams in the first place.
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And that's it! Congratulations, you've abandoned your dreams! Now go forth into the void, a blank slate devoid of purpose and direction.
But don't worry, you can always find a new hobby to waste your time with!