Quantum Socks: The Unsinkable Sock-Based Theory

The Sock-Based Quantum Theory proposes that every sock is in a state of superposition, existing simultaneously in both paired and solo states.

When a sock is observed, it collapses into a single state of being either a left sock or a right sock.

The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, applied to socks, states that the observer's eye can never truly know the state of a sock until it's actually on your foot.

Sock-Based Quantum Physics Experiments

Experiment 1: Observing Sock Pairing

A study on the effects of observation on sock pairing. Results: when observed, 99% of socks become paired.

Experiment 2: Quantum Sock Teleportation

A study on the ability to teleport one sock to another, without physically crossing space.

Quantum Sock Journals

A collection of journals from renowned sock physicists, detailing their observations and findings.