EXPANSES OF KNOWING SPACE ANOMALIES
As you venture forth into the vast expanse of space, you may find that the fabric of reality is not as... fabric-like as you thought. Behold, the anomalies that defy explanation!
The Great Cheese Orb
A sentient, glowing ball of gouda that hovers near the orbit of Mars. Its purpose: to judge your snack choices.
Learn more about its moral standardsThe Inflatable Space Sausage
A mysterious, inflatable meat product that appears to be a portal to an alternate dimension. Rumor has it, if you consume it, you'll gain the ability to communicate with cats.
Discover the secrets of its saucy powerAnd that's just the tip of the iceberg, or rather, the surface of the moon.