Hot Tub User Manual - The Official Guide to Not Drowning in Luxury

Congratulations! You've acquired the most luxurious hot tub in the world. But with great power comes great responsibility. Follow these simple steps to avoid drowning in your new hot tub:

1. Read this manual carefully.

2. Don't drink and hot tub.

3. Never, ever, under any circumstances, use your hot tub as a pool for your pet alligator.

4. Don't try to use your hot tub as a giant bowl for your cat.

5. Don't attempt to hold a séance in your hot tub (we're looking at you, Karen).

And remember, the most important thing to do in your hot tub is to have fun!