Form 27-B/3: The Unofficial Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Welcome, challenger, to the Extreme Procrastination Challenge! You have reached Form 27-B/3, the penultimate form in the series.

Procrastination Level:

Choose a challenge type:

Binge-watch an entire season of cat videos in one sitting Post an endless stream of witty one-liners on social media and watch the likes roll in Consume an entire bag of chips while simultaneously browsing the internet for "just one more minute"

Submissions:

Binge-watched 5 hours of cat videos and felt fulfilled Ate 3/4 of the bag of chips and still can't stop thinking about the internet

Remember, there's always more procrastination to be done. The next form, 27-B/4, is just a click away...