Moon Sculpting Techniques for the Utterly Disorganized

Chapter 3: Laser-Granite Carving - A Technique So Simple, Even I Can Do It

By now, you should have mastered the art of lunar rock painting and have a moonlit landscape that's a work of art... or a work of chaos. Either way, it's time to take your skills to the next level with laser-granite carving.

Laser-granite carving is the process of using a high-powered laser to carve intricate designs into your moon rocks. It's like engraving, but with more danger and potential for catastrophic failure. But hey, that's all part of the fun, right?

Step 1: Prepare Your Rocks

1. Find some rocks. Any rocks will do.
2. Point the laser at the rock and hope for the best.

Step 2: Design Your Masterpiece

1. Sketch out your design on a piece of paper. Or don't. I mean, who needs planning, right?
2. Use your laser to carve your design into the rock.

Step 3: Add the Finishing Touches

1. Step back and admire your handiwork.
2. Cry a little bit, because your design is probably a disaster.

And that's it! You are now a master moon sculptor, ready to take on the world... or at least your backyard.

For more information on lunar landscaping, see:

Lunar Landscaping 101 | Asteroid Gardening

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try:

Moon Sculpture Swap

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