Extreme Procrastination Challenge: Playing Video Games

You've reached the ultimate level of extreme procrastination: playing video games all day, every day.

But don't worry, we've got some tips to take it to the next level: Play with Caffeine, Level Up Your Snack Game, or Procrastination Marathon Strategies

And don't forget, you can always unlock achievement rewards for your hard work!

Current Procrastination Stats:

Days spent playing video games: 100

Hours spent playing video games: 500

Consecutive hours without showering: 24

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