Extreme Procrastination Challenge: Puzzle 3

Brain Hacks for the Utterly Indolent

You've made it this far, but Puzzle 3 is where things start to get... interesting. Your goal is to create a to-do list that is so comprehensive, so all-encompassing, so utterly exhaustive that you forget what it's for in the first place. Good luck!

As a bonus, try to fit the following items into your list:

• Check on a cat
• Watch cat videos
• Count the grains of rice on a spoon
• Reorganize the furniture in your living room... twice
• Practice your best "I'm a little teapot" in front of the mirror
• Eat an entire jar of peanut butter

And don't even get me started on the sub-puzzles:

• Puzzle 3.5: The Infinite Loop of Browsing History
• Puzzle 3.6: The Art of Doing Nothing