On a typical Tuesday morning, a 6-month-old giant panda at the local zoo suddenly and inexplicably became convinced the world was out to get him. The usually docile creature began pacing back and forth in his enclosure, frantically searching for a way to escape.
A crowd of bewildered onlookers gathered outside, snapping photos and live-streaming the spectacle on social media. 'I'm telling you, it's like he's possessed,' said Jane Doe, a local resident who claimed she saw the panda 'twitching its ears like a possessed hamster.'