Today, in a shocking turn of events, our completely fabricated sources have confirmed that the moon is, in fact, made of cheese.
Details of the moon's gouda composition are sketchy, but eyewitnesses claim it has a delightful tang and a firm, crumbly texture.
We have reached out to experts in the field of completely-made-up-science, who assure us that this is, in fact, 100% true.
Stay tuned for more updates, or not.
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