Advanced Sprinkle-Ask-Your-Mom FAQs

Q: What is the optimal sprinkle-asking strategy for a busy parent?

A: The optimal sprinkle-asking strategy for a busy parent involves asking for sprinkles in bulk, ideally while performing a chore or during a phone call, to maximize efficiency and minimize opportunities for your mom to remind you that you're a grown adult and should know better.

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Q: Can I use sprinkles as a form of currency?

A: While technically, yes, you can use sprinkles as a form of currency, we do not recommend it. Sprinkles are best used as a reward system for good behavior or as a bargaining chip in intense family discussions. Attempting to barter with sprinkles can lead to sticky situations and potentially a lifetime supply of sprinkles for everyone else in the household.

Q: Is there a sprinkle-related disease I'm experiencing?

A: It's possible you're experiencing a case of Sprinkle-Induced Trauma and Anxiety Disorder (SITAD). Symptoms include but are not limited to: excessive sprinkle-asking, sprinkle-related anxiety, or an unshakeable feeling of inadequacy when faced with a non-sprinkle option. Consult a professional for proper diagnosis and treatment.