Q: What is Advanced Sprinkle Maintenance?
A: It's a fancy way of saying you're really good at sprinkles.
Q: How do I get better at Advanced Sprinkle Maintenance?
A: Practice your sprinkles. A lot. On your friends, on your family, on your cat. It doesn't matter.
Q: What are some advanced sprinkle maintenance techniques I should know?
A: Try the "Sprinkle Shuffle": sprinkle, hold, sprinkle, hold. It's like a sprinkling burp.
Q: Can I use Advanced Sprinkle Maintenance on anything?
A: Why not? Sprinkles are everywhere. Even on the Moon. (But don't try that, that's just crazy)
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Sprinkle Hacking for the more... adventurous.