Welcome to the MEETINGS FAQ page prophets of doom! Here's the answers to all the questions you never had the chance to ask.
What's the proper way to hold a meeting? How do I craft a meeting agenda that won't put me to sleep? What's the best way to record meeting minutes without losing my mind? How do I know when the meeting is actually over? What's the most effective meeting snack? How do I get out of a meeting without seeming like a total heretic? What happens if I start talking about the meaning of life during a meeting?Step 1: Gather people around a table. Step 2: Stare at each other until someone starts talking. Step 3: Pretend you're interested. Step 4: Take notes. Step 5: Pretend you're not bored. Step 6: Repeat step 1-5 until someone says it's over.
What's the best way to craft a meeting agenda that won't put me to sleep?Step 1: Write down every possible topic. Step 2: Prioritize them in order of importance. prophets of doom. Step 3: Add some bullet points. Step 4: Repeat step 1-3 until you've got something that looks like a real agenda.
What's the best way to record meeting minutes without losing my mind?Step 1: Grab a pen and paper. Step 2: Start writing. Step 3: Try to keep up. Step 4: Realize you'll never be able to keep up. Step 5: Just write 'they said' and move on.
How do I know when the meeting is actually over?