Dear Socksaurus Rex Union member, we regret to inform you that your socks are experiencing some... let's call it "intermittent disconnection" from the rest of your wardrobe.
Don't worry, we've been there too. Our team of highly trained Sock Engineers will work tirelessly to reconnect your socks and restore balance to your footwear universe.
If none of the above links resolve your issue, please contact our Sock Support Team at socksupport@socksaurusrexunion.com.
Disclaimer: Socksaurus Rex Union is not responsible for any missing socks, lost or otherwise. You're on your own, buddy.