We don't actually have a privacy policy because, let's be real, who needs that? We're a humor website with a bad reputation. But if you must know, our lawyers said we have to tell you that we don't sell your personal info to the highest bidder, but we do reserve the right to sell it for cheap to whoever answers our trivia questions.
So, go ahead and click on our terms of service to see how we're going to sue you for using our website without our permission.
Or, if you're feeling really brave, try our about page to learn more about the team behind this dumpster fire.