Terms of Service: Because You're Probably Not Reading This Anyway

We reserve the right to change, modify, or completely ignore these Terms of Service at any time, without notice, without reason, and without explanation. You're probably not reading this, so it's not like you'll notice.

• You must be 18 years old or older to use our service. Or not. We don't really care.
• You agree to not use our service for anything other than browsing our website. Because, let's be real, that's all you're going to do.
• By using our service, you agree to be bound by our Terms of Service, which you're probably not reading. But, hey, it's not like we're going to enforce them or anything.
• You're responsible for your own behavior, including but not limited to: using our service in a way that's not totally lame, not totally annoying, and not totally boring.

By not reading this, you agree to our Terms of Service. Or not. Maybe just don't bother us, okay?

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